Total Medals Earned: 84 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,955 Points
Medals Earned: 6/13 (80/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Buy every skill.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (105/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 12/13 (345/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/185 points)
Complete the game
Collect all the gold
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 2/14 (30/260 points)
drop from 5 meters height
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 5/20 (55/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Use a nuke
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)